“The Universe Has It Out For You” 3-Piece Dish Towel Set

Our The Universe Has It Out For You dish towels are the perfect gift for anyone who greets each day with a sigh and a side-eye toward the cosmos. They’re one size fits all, so no need to guess their size, and they add a delightfully bleak charm to any kitchen or home bar. They make a great gift for the pessimist in your life—or anyone who finds comfort in the chaos of space and sarcasm. This 3 pack is perfect for keeping fresh, clean tea towels on hand while you spiral into existential dread. Whether you’re drying dishes or contemplating the futility of it all, these towels are here to help (or at least commiserate). Note: Our kitchen towels are handmade and may contain very minor variations in the fabric, such as small flecks of thread. These variations are typically very subtle and part of the tea towel manufacturing process. What’s included: • “The stars don’t care about your hopes and dreams, and frankly, neither do I” dish towel• “Your horoscope says you’ll spill something and cry about it. Again.” dish towel• “The void is vast, indifferent, and probably laughing at you” dish towel About our dish towels: Absorbent high quality 100% cotton 130 thread count Hemmed on all sides Machine washable Hand printed with water-based inks Measures 19″ x 28″